Second Post

LIFTING THE LID OF THE INTERNET AND MONKEYING WITH THE WORKS STOP

FINDING OBSTACLES AT EVERY TURN STOP

THINKING IT CUTE TO REFERENCE OBSOLETE TECHNOLOGY STOP

WILL GET THIS SITE RUNNING AS SOON AS POSSIBLE STOP

PARENTHETICALLY AN OCTAGONAL RED SIGN MEANS STOP

EVERYBODY VISIT THIS SITE OFTEN AND NEVER EVER STOP

Brilliant - I love the old school/all caps shouting thing you have going on. I think your next post should be in a nice courier font, resembling some sort of MS-DOS/BASIC commands . . .