Comments on: Nine Ways I Would Prefer Not To Die http://killthisblog.com/2008/06/26/nine-ways-i-would-prefer-not-to-die/ Earth's ONLY website. Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:53:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Jerry Thomas http://killthisblog.com/2008/06/26/nine-ways-i-would-prefer-not-to-die/#comment-154 Jerry Thomas Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:38:54 +0000 http://killthisblog.com/?p=43#comment-154 Kenny, Oddly enough, I find myself in each of these situations almost daily. Death stalks me at every moment. I am constantly on the verge of the Final Exit. I am especially menaced by sinister ice pops. And yet people wonder why I'm jumpy. Kenny,

Oddly enough, I find myself in each of these situations almost daily. Death stalks me at every moment. I am constantly on the verge of the Final Exit. I am especially menaced by sinister ice pops.

And yet people wonder why I’m jumpy.

]]> By: HAHAKENNY http://killthisblog.com/2008/06/26/nine-ways-i-would-prefer-not-to-die/#comment-153 HAHAKENNY Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:10:05 +0000 http://killthisblog.com/?p=43#comment-153 I like your Nine Ways I Would Prefer Not To Die but here are Nine Ways I Would Prefer Not to be Found Dead: 1. On the Toilet with a clogged bowl movement 2. Drowned in the kiddy pool of a cruise ship 3. Sufficated by a car air bag 4. In the rear seat of a burning car with the child safety locks on 5. With an arrow in my head inside Spensor's gag shop 6. In front of my computer with porn on the screen 7. Starved to death in a buffet line 8. Choked on an Ice pop 9. Commenting on this bloaarrrrgg.......... I like your Nine Ways I Would Prefer Not To Die but here are Nine Ways I Would Prefer Not to be Found Dead:

1. On the Toilet with a clogged bowl movement
2. Drowned in the kiddy pool of a cruise ship
3. Sufficated by a car air bag
4. In the rear seat of a burning car with the child safety locks on
5. With an arrow in my head inside Spensor’s gag shop
6. In front of my computer with porn on the screen
7. Starved to death in a buffet line
8. Choked on an Ice pop
9. Commenting on this bloaarrrrgg……….

]]> By: Jerry Thomas http://killthisblog.com/2008/06/26/nine-ways-i-would-prefer-not-to-die/#comment-147 Jerry Thomas Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:35:43 +0000 http://killthisblog.com/?p=43#comment-147 Meg, I would think that in such a circumstance death would be welcome. Meg,

I would think that in such a circumstance death would be welcome.

]]> By: Meg http://killthisblog.com/2008/06/26/nine-ways-i-would-prefer-not-to-die/#comment-146 Meg Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:37:19 +0000 http://killthisblog.com/?p=43#comment-146 I would prefer not to die listening to that Justin Timberlake song over and over and over. I would prefer not to die listening to that Justin Timberlake song over and over and over.

]]> By: Jerry Thomas http://killthisblog.com/2008/06/26/nine-ways-i-would-prefer-not-to-die/#comment-145 Jerry Thomas Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:59:35 +0000 http://killthisblog.com/?p=43#comment-145 Now that you mention it, it is a bit Gashlycrumby. Now that you mention it, it is a bit Gashlycrumby.

]]> By: Random Kath http://killthisblog.com/2008/06/26/nine-ways-i-would-prefer-not-to-die/#comment-144 Random Kath Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:52:20 +0000 http://killthisblog.com/?p=43#comment-144 My word, where did you find those little grim reaper pictures? Giving <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Gorey" rel="nofollow">Edward Gorey</a> a run for his money, I see . . . ;-) My word, where did you find those little grim reaper pictures? Giving Edward Gorey a run for his money, I see . . . ;-)

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