GILLIGAN: Tommy Lee Jones
THE SKIPPER: Andy Dick
THE MILLIONAIRE: William Shatner
HIS WIFE: Leonard Nimoy
THE MOVIE STAR: Kathy Bates
THE PROFESSOR: Noam Chomsky
MARY ANN: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Could be worse, I guess. Or could it? Leave a comment to suggest any even scarier ideas.
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July 31, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Hahakenny
GILLIGAN: Carrot Top
THE SKIPPER: Angry German Kid (See YouTube)
THE MILLIONAIRE: David Hasslehoff
HIS WIFE: David Hasslehoff
THE MOVIE STAR: Lindsay Lohan
THE PROFESSOR: Christopher Lloyd (no wait, he’s the Doc)
MARY ANN: Jessica Simpson
July 31, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Jerry Thomas
Thank you for introducing me to Angry German Kid. He will grow up to be a Bond villain, I’m guessing.