About

This is my practice Blog, which I am using as my own peculiar web page where I try to figure out how this World Wide Web thing works. But just because I don’t know what I’m doing doesn’t mean we can’t have fun.

If I somehow manage to break the whole goldarn Internet from here, it ain’t my fault, pal, so take yer gripes elsewhere. Who do you think you are, coming on my blog and trying to bust up the place. The nerve! The world is filled with slobs, and you’re one of them, bud. How you manage to get through life knowing you’re the slug you are, I don’t know. 

Please feel welcome to leave a comment, encouragement, chatty li’l notes, suggestions, or whatever pleases you — you are free to join in what little conversation there is, and if we manage to kill this blog by the end of it, no problem. There are no possible bad consequences here. 

You’re all a bunch of lousy bums, and I hate your guts. Well, I hate most of your guts. Some of your guts, while not actually likeable, are at least not loathsome enough to merit my hatred. But I hate most of your guts, and it’s best that you remember that.  

And please forgive the rudimentary look of things around here — I’m learning, step by step. And be warned that sometimes I feel like insulting total strangers in alternating paragraphs. 

Jerry